Yesterday and Today I delivered over 180 cases of crackers. Lance Homepack is currently on BoGo in Food Lion and as a result I was setting up displays yesterday and today. By far the product that I saw the most of was Lance Toastchee crackers. I hate crackers now, crackers have ruined my life, I just want to sell chips. And nuts, so I can have amusingly awkward conversations with the Utz guy along the lines of “yeah, I sell a lot of nuts and crackers to convenience stores” “oh, yeah, your nuts are the only one’s I’ll ever touch.” Tired, arms sore, and Wise Doodles and Popcorn are on Buy One Get One Free this weekend too. Did I mention it’s the first of the month? Or that its Tax-Free weekend in Virginia? Fuck.
On the upshot, HUUUUGE check coming my way.